Witty Games

Кем является корова? Ответ: Существо, пережевывающее пейзаж.

Кто такая кошка? Ответ: Карликовый лев, который любит мышей, ненавидит собак и покровительствует людям.

Кем является мышь? Животное, путь которого усеян упавшими в обморок женщинами.

Johnny’s mother had four children. The first was April, the second was May, and the third was June. What was the name of her fourth child?Ответ – Johny

Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive? Ответ – Stop imagining

 BeforeMount Everestwas discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world? Ответ – Mt Everest was still the highest mountain even before it was discovered

 Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!

 Q. Why did the tomato turn red?
A. It saw the salad dressing!

 Q. What bow can’t be tied?
A. A rainbow!

 Q. What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A. Every morning you’ll rise and shine!

 Q. What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?
A. The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says “chew chew chew”.

 Q. Why did the sheep say “moo”?
A. It was learning a new language!

 Q. What breaks when you say it?
A. Silence!

Q. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
A. Because then it would be a foot!

Q. What has four wheels and flies?
A. A garbage truck!

 Q. How many books can you put in an empty backpack?
A. One! After that its not empty!

Q. Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?
A. So he could have sweet dreams.

 Q. What did one wall say to the other wall?
A. I’ll meet you at the corner.

 Q. Why was the math book sad?
A. Because it had too many problems.

 Q. How do you catch a squirrel?
A. Climb a tree and act like a nut!

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